Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

What do somolian pirates use as weapons?

Arrrrpg's

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How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

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What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

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What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer