Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

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How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

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What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

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What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

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What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane?

Clearly, I can see your nuts.