How do you stop a Polish army on horseb...

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

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What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow

What do you call a Polish airplane?

A Jet-ski.

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

How much for the horse tornado?

Sir, that's a carousel. I must have it.