How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

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How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball?

Europe"

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why couldn't the duck stop smoking?

Because he was a quack addict

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How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

What is an army of blue babies on horseback called?

A navy infantry cavalry

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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How much for the horse tornado?

Sir, that's a carousel. I must have it.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.