How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.