How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

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What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

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Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What do you do if a purple elephant and a multicolored horse are following you?

get off the merry-go-round! :)

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.

What is an army of blue babies on horseback called?

A navy infantry cavalry

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How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?

A: Turn off the carousel.