What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ?

You drop it on her twice.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Pothead Jokes More Pothead Jokes

How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!