Pothead Jokes

What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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How did one pothead greet the other?

High

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Why did the Khmer Rouge smoke weed?

Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads.

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?

Double jointed

Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

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How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

420 Jokes More 420 Jokes

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!

Coughin Jokes More Coughin Jokes

What did one coffin say to the other?

Is that you coughin'

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

Height Jokes More Height Jokes

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What is the volume of a disk with radius z and height a?

Pi * z * z * a

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

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Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How does a French soldier greet his comrades?

Salut!

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.