Pothead Jokes

What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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How did one pothead greet the other?

High

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Why did the Khmer Rouge smoke weed?

Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads.

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?

Double jointed

Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

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Is that you coughin'

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Pho queue.

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More guns!

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A merry Christmas to ewe

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Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!