Pothead Jokes

What do you call a pothead that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

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How did one pothead greet the other?

High

How did the pothead propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage.. you wanna?"

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Why did the Khmer Rouge smoke weed?

Because Pol Pot's followers are called Potheads.

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?

Double jointed

Why do potheads only steal from other potheads?

Otherwise there's nothing worth toking.

How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

What do you call a bunch of potheads working together?

A joint effort!

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What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

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How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

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What's 18 inches and makes women SCREAM?

A stillborn.

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

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What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.