420 Jokes

Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

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What number is higher than infinity?

420

What do cows that are stoners say?

420 graze it

What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!

What do the french call 4/20?

80

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

What's the highest number in the world?

420

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.