Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

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Why don't women sleep on the left side of the bed?

Because they always want to be right.

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

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What do the french call 4/20?

80

What's the highest number in the world?

420

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

What did this joke's mother say to it?

You're not going anywhere!" geddit

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Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military