Why are the streets of France lined wit...

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a german who is afraid of enclosed spaces?

Klaustrophobic

How many elves does a german santa have?

Elf.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do you call hot women in France?

Tourists

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What's the difference between a sausage dog and a market trader?

One bawls his wares out on the street...

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

What's white and in the men's 100M final?

The lines.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?