Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What is a German's favorite number?

6000000

How many of my fellow Germans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

March Jokes More March Jokes

Why are there so many trees along the Champs-Elysees?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

France Jokes More France Jokes

How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

What do you call hot women in France?

Tourists

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down :-)

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.