Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans?

The scaffolding

March Jokes More March Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

France Jokes More France Jokes

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

What could have been the most stuppidest result of Napolleonic wars if France won?

Tsar Napoleon.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Which gospel contains Jesus' parable about the shades of numbers?

Math hue.