How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What do Welshmen call a sheep dog in Wales?

Their Pimp

What do you call a pimp without a cane?

A caneless pimp.

Ho Jokes More Ho Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Locate Jokes More Locate Jokes

Where was Soloman's temple located?

On the side of his head.

Where was Solomon's temple located?

On the side of his head.