They both like to throw a ho-down.
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Their Pimp
A Pimp
Mack-a-Dameon.
A pimp.
So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
A guard and hoes.
To get to the hoes.
A caneless pimp.
A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.
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You get some hoes and they get dough for you.
A: A back-handed compliment.
They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"
Because, she really stands out on the street.
They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!
Because he got ova easy.
A pimp
They stay with 3 ho's
He grabs a hoe.
Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.
Santa has just 3 Ho's...
He got Pasta-toots.
Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.
They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
Lucky
Put a redneck behind it.
Stupid, filthy habitses!
Syrian Mckellen
Burn a question mark on their front lawn.
Pay for the pizza
Cause I turn on the hoes
So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."
You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.
They turn it over.
They're inbred.
With a razor and their wrist.
His wife made sure he only came once a year.
What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth