What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

Why does Santa have 3 houses?

One for each of his hoes.

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What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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How do you call a whores pubic hair?

Public hair Ill show myself out..

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

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How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.