Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses

What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting?

A: Tally hohoho!

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How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.