What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.