What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

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What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian?

Hoe Mow

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

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What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

What's the best part about going to a holocaust museum?

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