What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

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What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What do you call a Canadian pimp?

Jose (hoes eh?)

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?

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Who satisfies earth the most?

Sun. Because the sun goes down every night.

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.