What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

What do you call a Canadian pimp?

Jose (hoes eh?)

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Who was that girl I saw you with last night?

Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper.

Why do pro gamers get up at 1:37pm?

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

How is a lady like a casino?

Liquor in the front and poker in the back