What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

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What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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Why is that cotton candy talking?

Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm