What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What can Santa give away and still keep?

A cold.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

What do you call a lawncare company owned by a promiscuous lesbian?

Hoe Mow

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

Why is that cotton candy talking?

Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.