What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

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What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

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Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!