What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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What's red and goes "Oh, Oh, Oh!"?

Santa walking backwards.

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

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What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians