What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

a tire.

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What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians