Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

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Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear?

It was a brief chase...

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What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

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How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

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What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

What does every funeral begin with?

fun!

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Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

Where do two electrons race?

On a circuit