Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

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What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

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How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY !!

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

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Why did everyone make fun of the economist's fetish?

He was into inflation.

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

Circuit Jokes More Circuit Jokes

Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

Where do two electrons race?

On a circuit