Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What color do you think Eddie Smurphy was?

Blue, you racists

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Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

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What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

Why is a UTI such a bad thing?

Because it means urine trouble

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What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

What do you get if you share your Earbuds with all your friends?

Hearing AIDS.

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Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.