What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

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Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

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Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.