What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it