What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

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What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse!

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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

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What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

A: Baby giraffes.

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!