Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

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It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

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Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

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He wears the cardboard box on his boots.

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These Boots Are Made For Walken.....

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !