Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

What is worse than an alligator with toothache ?

A centipede with athlete's foot !