Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

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What's the difference between a tornado and a redneck divorce?

Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

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What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

What did the pirate name his pet clam?

Michelle

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!