Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

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Why did the angel lose her job?

She had harp failure.

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

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Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

What do you call Kansas overrun by pirates?

Arkansas

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Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD