Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

What's an old carpenter's biggest issue?

Losing teeth.

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Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

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What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

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Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.