His first mate.
Nothing. Either way they're losing the trailer.
Because she had one heck of an ex-goose
The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"
Michelle
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
The htc M8. Oi mate
When he was nailed on the cross.
Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!