What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.