What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

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Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

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How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

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What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!