How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

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Who get saved?

The United States of America

What did 'b' say to his friend 'e' after 'e' saved his life?

AY E! I O U edit: added Y

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How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

What's ISIS's favourite band?

Koran Koran.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Why were the Native Americans in America before us?

They had reservations.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Who isn't white or black but shows you no color?

A Rod

What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

What's the difference between America and Europe?

In America, we call our inbred hillbillies. In Europe, they call them royals.

Economy Jokes More Economy Jokes

What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad?

No telemarketers.

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.