Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.

What are you gonna be for halloween?

Me: Drunk!

Gandalf Jokes More Gandalf Jokes

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Why is Gandalf's cupcake shop so successful?

Because he has a magical staff.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

Conjurer Jokes More Conjurer Jokes

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Cheap Trick Jokes More Cheap Trick Jokes

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick