Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

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Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

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How does Gandalf know he's pregnant?

A wizard is never late.

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

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Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why do the French like Cheap Trick?

Because they always surrender!