Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.