Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

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Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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Which religion breeds terrorism the most?

Not Islam

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream