Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

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What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!

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Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream

What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

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How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed?

He didnt use the main stream