Because he had a membership.
Good question.
When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.
Palm Sunday.
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
Cause then there would be a hole in one!
Heidi cannot swing a golf club.