Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.
Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Cross traffic doesn't stop.
Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !
