Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!
The teacher marked him absent.
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.
Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !
