Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

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Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.