Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

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Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

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How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.