Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser