Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

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Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?

Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

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How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

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My eyes! My eyes!

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What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!