Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
Cause he was snowden.
Most of the jokes in this subreddit.
Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word
To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.
Are you 0K
A) Rabbyte!
Til infinity.
Because they literally can't even.
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.
It means urine business.
None, that's what students are for.
Angles in the Outfield
He only had one pupil.
Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !
Half of London
He was forced to resort to excessive violins.
