Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Leave my provolone!
Have a nice bite!
They have the same middle name!
An Iceburgh.
I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.
They're always looking for Grant money.
An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...
Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
A water sprinkler.
The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected
Because of the .
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
Pupil: The sausage!
A half cast
Half of them are lyin'.
