Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0
Dead by the side of the road..."
Because it was a freight!
I'm in the middle of *no Wear*
Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine
I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.
2.23 in change.
Fred and George Weasley.
Batman.
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !
They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."
Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.
Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !
Finding half of a roach in your food.
Six and a half books.
