What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

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Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

Baptist Jokes More Baptist Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

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What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.