They have the same middle name!
Because it is in the middle of TNT.
Elaine
What's the matter You look flushed!"
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
Winnie the Pooh !
Gummy Bear
He was looking for Pooh.
The same middle name.
A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read
Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.
They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.