What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!