Winnie Jokes

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

winnie the Philosopooh

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Bear Hand Jokes More Bear Hand Jokes

How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

Why do all polish names end in ski?

Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)

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What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out