How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

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How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.