How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

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Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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What's the name of West Virginia's version of Winnie the Pooh?

Gummy Bear

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.