How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

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What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

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How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

How does a grizzly catch fish?

With his bear hands!