What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

They have the same middle name!

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why was tigger looking down the toilet?

Because he was looking for Pooh!

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What is Jack the Rippers favorite restaurant?

Chick Fillet

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!