What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

The same middle name.

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What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

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Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?

Yak the Ripper

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

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What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!