What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Winnie Jokes More Winnie Jokes

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

Pooh Jokes More Pooh Jokes

Why was Piglet in the bathroom?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray