What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What do you call a bird that drunkenly conveys a compelling perspective on racial hatred?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn't give a hoot !

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!