What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What's an owl's favorite rock band?

Owls personally prefer the track list of Rock Band 2. Just a solid game.

Why are there no owls here?

I WAS LEAD TO BELIEVE THERE WOULD BE OWLS HERE! #hooters

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!