What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger !

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What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl !

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Hoot Jokes More Hoot Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!