Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks "

Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip?

To get to the same side.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why was the teacher cross-eyed?

because she couldn't control her pupils

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!