Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.