How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D

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What's blue, white and red?

A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

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Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!