Slide Jokes

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

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Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

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What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

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