Slide Jokes

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

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Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

What does Taylor Swift say when going down a slide?

Weeeeeeeeeee, are never never never, getting back together.

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What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What is dark, invades you in your sleep, and starts with N-I-G?

Nightmares you racist.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

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Why did Jesus leave the dance floor?

Because it was Hammertime'

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

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Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

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What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move