What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

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How are STEM majors and inflatable slides the same?

You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

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What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!"

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff