What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

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What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

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Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

Sandpaper Jokes More Sandpaper Jokes

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.