Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.

What kind of skeleton are you?

An XO skeleton"

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

How many retweets to let me take your sister to prom?

A student walks up to his friend a week before prom and asks, "Hey, how many Twitter retweets do i have to get to take your sister to prom?" His friend says, "Dude, she was abducted! She's been missing 3 weeks, you know this!" The student says, "So you're saying if i find her, i can take her?"

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom