Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.

Prom Jokes More Prom Jokes

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.