Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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What is a Mathematician's favorite thing to drink?

Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

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What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

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What's a down syndrome's kids favorite thing to do at prom?

Slow Dancing.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!