Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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Where do you find a one legged cow?

Where ever you left it.

What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

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How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

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Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

What is Josh Duggar's second favorite dating website after Ashley-Madison?

Ancestry.com

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Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Prune Jokes More Prune Jokes

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.