What's worse than finding a sack of spider eggs in your room?

Finding a sack of hatched spider eggs in your room

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Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.