Which room will you be working out in?

Me: None of them, I just need to take a shower.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work?

An E-Reptile dysfunction

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British ... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

Why are Ethopians so fit?

Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.