How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

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Meal Jokes More Meal Jokes

What do you call it when you go down on a paraplegic?

Meals on wheels

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Salt Jokes More Salt Jokes

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

W Jokes More W Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.