ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
i've dislocated my jaw & swallowed the whole table
A bodybag
Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!
Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.
Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...
When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.
You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!
You call 'im Maury. :)
Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.
Because you need a soul for that.
Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*
Cheech Marinade!
She kept throwing away all the W's.
Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive
He didn't believe in love at first sight.
Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.
