What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a guy who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes?

Single.

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !