What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

A quadratic equation :)

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What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

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What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.