Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.

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What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

tanksgiving

Why are there no asian knights?

Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.

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How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

What do you call a friendly Chinese man who gives out free firewood?

Kind Ling

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What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.

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Why did the Samurais armor break?

There was a chink in it.

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.