Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.

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How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.

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What's a chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

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Why do Chinese knights have a low rate of survival?

They all have chinks in their armor.

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

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What do you call an Asian in a tank?

A chink in the armor.

Why did the Samurais armor break?

There was a chink in it.