Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

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Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How do most elderly golfers die?

They have a bad stroke

What did the fruit enthusiast do as he was dying?

Prepear for the end.

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

Chink Jokes More Chink Jokes

Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks