Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

Previous Random Joke Next
Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .

Armor Jokes More Armor Jokes

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments ( ) X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish?

Infant children.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

Chink Jokes More Chink Jokes

Why are there no asian knights?

Armor is pretty much useless once there's a chink in it.

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.